The Kingdom of Womble 2087 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.275 billion Womble 2087ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 2087ian economy, worth 414 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,742 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,371 per year while the poor average 2,804, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2087's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2087 is ranked 229,336^th in the world and 3,334^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.